Father’s Day Humour

Father’s Day Humour – Few Days are left for parents day and we know you are eagerly waiting for it. Why not it is one of the best day in which all people show their love towards their parents. In Father’s Day Humour we share some fun related with the topic. We have no intension to hurt anyone. Jokes given here are only for fun purpose. Share these Jokes with your family and make smile on your parents face.

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Father’s Day Humour

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.

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If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

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Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

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