Mothers Day Humour

Mothers Day Humour – May be most of you find this title inappropriate. But believe us there is no such matter in this post which hurts anyone intension. We post here only fresh and healthy funny humour. We know the importance of mother. We posted lots of other post about mother, father and parents day. You can explore the website for more stuff.

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My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

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When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

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You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t Fool Mom.

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Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?

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Q: Why is a computer so smart? A: Cause it listens to its motherboard.

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Q: What do you call a small mom? A: minimum.

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All mothers have intuition. Great mothers have radar.

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